In my dream, oprah was president of the country, but the dream took place in the future, and Oprah was really old.
I went on her show, and the show was about how she was going to give away weopons of mass destruction to Iran. Then, she said, there's a special surprise for the guests on our show. Look under your seat, guys, today we're giving each of you... WMDS!
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