Dreams

I've been having super weird dreams lately, and suprisingly my father is in a lot of them. Last night I dreamt I was with a bunch of people on this houseboat, and we weren't supposed to leave, but Teri Hatcher was my mom and said that I could take a little dinghy boat so me and my dream boyfriend could go see a movie. Except, I had a slutty twin sister (apparently I was a blonde) and she somehow followed us and watched me and dream boy make out hardcore in the theatre, and then suddenly we were back at the houseboat and my dad was making sandwiches. We tried to bypass him, but he was all, be careful with my daughter, which I am sure my dad would never say, and then we went to a bedroom and commenced pre-coital activities, but then my slutty sister popped up from under the blankets with no panties and was shaking her vag around like it was some dance move, and my boyfriend was all, hey, look at that, and I pulled some super sweet street fighter moves and told her that I didn't wanna take her out, but I would if I had to. That was only one part. After I woke up, I laid there and thought about all this shit that my mind makes up, and I wondered why my dad is in all these dreams, and then I said to myself, quit being so fucking emo.
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