Dreams

I've been having super weird dreams lately, and suprisingly my father is in a lot of them. Last night I dreamt I was with a bunch of people on this houseboat, and we weren't supposed to leave, but Teri Hatcher was my mom and said that I could take a little dinghy boat so me and my dream boyfriend could go see a movie. Except, I had a slutty twin sister (apparently I was a blonde) and she somehow followed us and watched me and dream boy make out hardcore in the theatre, and then suddenly we were back at the houseboat and my dad was making sandwiches. We tried to bypass him, but he was all, be careful with my daughter, which I am sure my dad would never say, and then we went to a bedroom and commenced pre-coital activities, but then my slutty sister popped up from under the blankets with no panties and was shaking her vag around like it was some dance move, and my boyfriend was all, hey, look at that, and I pulled some super sweet street fighter moves and told her that I didn't wanna take her out, but I would if I had to. That was only one part. After I woke up, I laid there and thought about all this shit that my mind makes up, and I wondered why my dad is in all these dreams, and then I said to myself, quit being so fucking emo.
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I dreamt last night of finding my car with all four windows broken out. It was so frustrating, as, in real life, I have just gone through the process of replacing one of them.

 

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I went to a store with my friend, Shane. There was no one in the store, no employees working. So, the two of us were like, ooh, let's steal things. Looking around, we really didn't find anything we wanted. It was some kind of craft and gardening store.

Apparently they also had pets. Shane bought a fish, and then left. I was walking out with him and then realized we would need a fish tank.

So I turned around and walked back in the store. There was absolutely no one in the store. For some reason there was a Christmas tree being set up by someone. There was a ladder next to the tree, and the tree had lots of buckets hanging in it.

I was looking for a fishtank. I found one on a high shelf. I was standing on a ladder. The only problem was, what I wanted wasn't at the front of the shelf. It was in the back, which was far enough back from me that I had to crawl in to grab it.

After that, I managed to escape out the window. I ran to the car and got in. Shane was in the drivers seat waiting. I was like, GO GO GO! So we drove away...

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So, I dreamt that I was in a large house, much like the one I'm living in. It was under construction, also like my house. I was trying to place the dryer in the laundry room. Keep in mind it was not the size of a dryer, nor was it heavy. So I was just carrying this thing around. I wanted to place it up against the wall where it should go, but there was no wall.

The floor boards were placed several inches apart from each other, so you could see the ground beneath. The ground was very far down though. I immediately realized that I was balancing myself and the dryer on the edge of the unfinished floor, where there was no wall, looking down a good 3 stories.

Elsewhere in the dream, I was at some sort of party, with lots of anonymous people. I knew who they were, but don't remember specifically if they were actually people I know. I don't know what type of occassion it was, but there were presents, for everyone, not just me. ;)

At the end of the dream, I was standing outside, people were milling about, maybe leaving the party. I saw a shadow pass over the moon. It happened rapidly, and a couple times. Then I woke up...

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i had a dream my boyfriend was cheating on me and i caught him red handed. when i woke up i turned over and looked at him and was so pissed i could even talk to him.
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In my dream, oprah was president of the country, but the dream took place in the future, and Oprah was really old.

I went on her show, and the show was about how she was going to give away weopons of mass destruction to Iran. Then, she said, there's a special surprise for the guests on our show. Look under your seat, guys, today we're giving each of you... WMDS!

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I'm laying on a beach under a straw umbrella, by myself, my bare feet in the sand. There's a large house in the distance behind me. I'm watching large, old-fashioned ships sail by. Then, the beautiful sunny day turns completely dark. Thick, heavy clouds fill the sky and lightning flashes between them. It's not raining yet, but the wind is beginning to pick up, so I figure I should pick up any loose items in the yard, which turn out to be a set of cue balls. So, I'm carrying these towards shelter, trying to shove them in a hole in this wooden door.

Then, I was in a perfectly manicured yard, in front of a large house. At first I was watching a man and a woman laying in lounge chairs looking at the sky. As the dream went on, I was the man laying in the chair, and looking up at the sky, I saw 2 planes. The planes that drag banners behind them. I mentioned something about how you could barely see what the banners said, because the sky was so dark and cloudy. I wondered why they were flying by at all.

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Right before I woke up, I dreamt that I was driving down a narrow road. I was driving on the wrong side, for some reason. I'm not sure whether it was a one way, or whether I was trying to pass the car in front of my.

Then, all of a sudden, a gray car is coming towards me in my lane. I tried to get over, but ended up side swiping a red mercedes truck. The gray car swerves off the road into a telephone poll.

I was driving a car full of people also. We all got out and went to a gas station for coffee. Everyone was alright, and aparently the people from the other cars had come in for coffee also.

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Submitted by: shane

Ok this is one weird ass dream; I was walking from my upstairs bed room to the kitchen downstairs. When I passed the front door it was open, I thought this was funny, I entered the kitchen and noticed that the refrigerator was gone. I found my roommate and told him that it was gone; he told me it was up to me to find it. So I set off to find the fridge it didn’t take long at all I saw my neighbors taking it into their house. "Hey what are you doing with my refrigerator? You can’t just steal my shit!” The lady then said to me that her kids told her that we gave them the fridge.

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I dreamt that I inherited a large amount of money. I never saw the money, or bought anything. What I really inherited was more like an empire. I had a penthouse that was massive. I remember going from room to room just wandering, checking it out.

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