Hipster girl: Oh, I'm not saying love doesn't exist...just that I'm not going to ever have any, so why shouldn't I just settle for money and sex?

--Bowery Ballroom, Delancey Street

Worker #1: Hey, do you have a sec?
Worker #2: Sure, I have lots of secs.

More from my favorite boredom buster:

Guy on cell: Yeah, I mean she's not easy to talk to, because, you know, she'll be like, "What did you do this weekend?" and I'll say, "Nothing", but really I was fucking some other girl.

--Union Square


Girl: You're going to break up with him just because you think he might be going to jail?

--Fordham University, Rose Hill

Girl: So he was like "Fuck you", and the next thing you know, we're fucking.

--7 train
Overheard by: Mary Beth

Yuppie mom #1: Can you believe that there are people living in this city who make under two hundred thousand dollars?
Yuppie mom #2: Really?
Yuppie mom #1: Yes, I'd never do that. I wouldn't want to live like a Huckleberry Finn.

The conversation then got too low for me to hear after they saw I was eavesdropping and giving them the evil eye.

--Riverside Park

Girl: Let's take the stairs.
Guy: But the stairs are so...leg-oriented.

--Tisch School of the Arts

HAHA, I think they are implying that Jason Mraz is gay...
"Were It a Guy, It Would Be Foreplay"

Jason Mraz: I pride myself on trying to be a normal guy--
Girl in audience: Let's have sex!
Jason Mraz: --See, that's not normal. Hey, and since this is technically my place of work, isn't that sexual harrassment?

--Avery Fisher Hall, Lincoln Center

Woman: So I asked him, "How come I make 3 million dollars a year and you still don't want me?" And he said, "Because you are a fat fucking cow!"

--Astor Place

Receptionist on phone: Of course I'm tired. I sit here for nine hours a day with no work to do. That's gonna tire me out!

11AM Conference Call

Executive Woman: Yes, I understand...True dat. Er, I mean, we have also found that to be the case.

1123 Broadway
New York, NY

9AM It's Too Early for This

Woman: There's something wrong with my computer. There are satellites
and things floating around! Why did you work on my computer? I thought you were done. I have to get my work done! Do you know what you are doing! Fix it!
IT gal: Okay, let me see. I did not work on your system today, let me
look.

Mouse click.

IT gal: ...It's the screensaver.

4411 Beacon Circle
West Palm Beach, Florida